The NAFTA Superhighway

I just heard about the NAFTA Superhighway. It's going to be as wide as four football fields. Is that Canadian football fields, Mexican football fields, or American football fields?

I can't wait 'till it's finished.

The good news is that I should be able to drive from Toronto to Texas in less than 24 hours.

The bad news is that Texans will be able to drive to Toronto in less than 24 hours.

I hope they have Tim Hortons at the rest stops.

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